Tag: funny
group name: slicesoflife
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January 01, 2007 01:34 PM EST --
This morning I grudgingly got out of bed and schlepped downstairs to make some coffee; while I was waiting for it to brew, I unloaded the dishwasher. The first thing I pulled out was a heavy plastic . . . more
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February 14, 2007 01:26 AM EST --
At lunch time yesterday I had the misfortune of getting back to the break room with my lunch after my office-mates had already ingested their lunch and were out smoking and joking. Thus, I was reduced . . . more
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July 29, 2006 04:58 PM EDT --
ELLICOTT CITY, Md. - Police have charged three 17-year-old
students after an incident involving marijuana and yellow, smiley-faced gumballs. Federal drug agents aren't too happy about . . . more
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December 17, 2006 07:19 PM EST --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . . more
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May 06, 2006 09:33 PM EDT --
First published February 3, 2006
When I was a kid, my parents loved to humiliate me by hugging me in public, or to crush my dreams of glory by keeping me from sky-diving off the tool shed. Back then, . . . more
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September 01, 2006 12:06 PM EDT --
First published September 1, 2006
I recently had my first colonoscopy.
Ta-daa!
Ok, I admit we're not talking about coming home with a Pulitzer here, but I'm still pretty darned proud of myself. . . . more
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April 05, 2007 03:20 PM EDT --
"Remember I could go to the bathroom any time I wanted."
When's the last time you were on a train? I don't mean urban transit or commuter trains; I mean one . . . more
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November 29, 2006 10:55 PM EST --
They were the best of times, they were the worst of times (whoops, I think I may have stolen that line).
My very worst nightmare come true at a party. As my friends and I were getting ready . . . more
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May 13, 2006 10:37 PM EDT --
I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to
be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
politicians . . . more
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December 30, 2006 09:18 AM EST --
I follow the same simple ritual each time I cruise my neighborhood for new Avon customers. Backpack. Check. Brochures. Check. Extra skin care samples for bed-ridden Mrs. Gallegos. Check. Turn off . . . more
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March 09, 2007 08:23 PM EST --
This just in : There is no baby at a baby shower. Nor is there a shower. I know. I just went to one. Yes, a man at a most secret feminine ritual. I think I was invited because . . . more
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February 07, 2007 09:00 PM EST --
Now, I know that not many people can say that here in this virtual town of Gather, and live to tell the tale, but I must write this because of something I read in another article published here recently. . . . more
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June 06, 2008 01:04 PM EDT --
I'll admit that I LOVE getting a great deal! I have even posted articles about my savings here on Gather. I don't like to think of myself as cheap, I like to think of myself as smart! . . . more
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June 13, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
This morning the kids and I were sitting at the table eating our breakfast together like we always do. We were talking about what we thought we should do today. We're SO happy that it's . . . more
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May 02, 2006 11:57 AM EDT --
First published January 13, 2006
This is a little out of season, but I'm posting it at the request of Heather.
You know, to me the worst thing about a Midwestern winter is not the gray skies. It's . . . more
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January 13, 2007 03:50 PM EST --
I got an iPod for Christmas. This proves that you can accomplish just about anything if you put your mind to it. And if you're willing to whine a lot.
Now, I realize that not too long ago I wrote . . . more
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May 23, 2007 11:13 AM EDT --
The Gig is finished. My throat has recovered to the extent that I can croak out whole sentences. I've polished most of the flop sweat off the guitars. I've collected my check. And through the whole . . . more
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May 18, 2006 08:24 PM EDT --
As I've mentioned frequently in my column, I have a Doberman named Brenna, who happens to be the biggest baby of all dogs. Ok, I know what you're going to say; that your little poodlie-cocka-whatever . . . more
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January 04, 2007 01:50 AM EST --
Not too long ago I treated my readers to the details of my colonoscopy, an often-feared medical procedure that turned out to be a bit of a technological miracle. Of course, after that little excursion . . . more
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February 23, 2007 01:09 PM EST --
When I was a kid in Canoga Park, CA, we lived across the street from a Ralph’s Supermarket. This was about 1962 so comparing it to the stores nowadays, it should have just been a market, there was . . . more
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