Tag: humor
group name: slicesoflife
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May 21, 2006 01:45 AM EDT --
Men's list here.
1. Maureen Sullivan Stemberg, for starting all manner of things Beatific…
2. Beryl Singleton Bissell, for "The Scent of God."
3. Hannah Dreyma, . . . more
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May 21, 2006 01:49 AM EDT --
Women's list here
1. Ed Nudelman
2. Ludolf
3. George Corneliussen
4. Ron Hall
5. Nathan Schauer
6. KR Craft
7. John . . . more
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July 30, 2006 11:18 PM EDT --
Two years ago my tomcat, Jeff, ate my green parakeet. I bent over, into the white wire cage, changing poop-splattered newspaper, and wiping the manzanita perches with a warm soapy washcloth. I didn't . . . more
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April 07, 2006 10:28 AM EDT --
Perhaps I was Lucrezia Borgia in a past life? Only the karma of one seriously DEPRAVED could have wrought the week I'm finishing....
Monday started off innocently enough. I bought . . . more
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February 14, 2007 01:26 AM EST --
At lunch time yesterday I had the misfortune of getting back to the break room with my lunch after my office-mates had already ingested their lunch and were out smoking and joking. Thus, I was reduced . . . more
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June 27, 2007 03:06 PM EDT --
A few weeks ago, while playing "airplane" with my grandson (now a hefty 23 pound 11 month old) I experienced what can only be classified as a life-changing event. My body decided . . . more
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September 01, 2006 12:06 PM EDT --
First published September 1, 2006
I recently had my first colonoscopy.
Ta-daa!
Ok, I admit we're not talking about coming home with a Pulitzer here, but I'm still pretty darned proud of myself. . . . more
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April 14, 2006 10:43 PM EDT --
I open my email and what do I see?
Nothing from the Nudelman house,
Are they spurning me?
Day after day, night after night...
Did I say something wrong??
. . . more
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May 06, 2006 09:33 PM EDT --
First published February 3, 2006
When I was a kid, my parents loved to humiliate me by hugging me in public, or to crush my dreams of glory by keeping me from sky-diving off the tool shed. Back then, . . . more
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June 30, 2006 01:59 AM EDT --
Notice that some things don't work the way they're supposed to, the way they used to?
No? Well, in time you'll notice it more and more. It's called, Death of a Penis.
Think about it. . . . more
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April 18, 2006 12:08 AM EDT --
Like many women, I suffer from "poor body image." I've learned to accept my middle aged upper arms, 4 foot eleven and a half inch tall frame, and feet that I'm sure somehow link . . . more
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May 18, 2006 12:04 PM EDT --
I don't know why he responds the way he does.
He knows I'm not after him.
I don't want him.
I don't need him.
If I did need him, I'd call. He'd come. It might take some coaxing, . . . more
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June 21, 2006 10:00 AM EDT --
Wednesday's Jokes
These are some jokes that I found on a site called Beliefnet. Maybe they will be good for a giggle or two. Authors are unknown.
Polly Want a WHAT?
This lady approaches a priest . . . more
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December 17, 2006 07:19 PM EST --
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. . . . more
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May 02, 2006 11:57 AM EDT --
First published January 13, 2006
This is a little out of season, but I'm posting it at the request of Heather.
You know, to me the worst thing about a Midwestern winter is not the gray skies. It's . . . more
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January 13, 2007 03:50 PM EST --
I got an iPod for Christmas. This proves that you can accomplish just about anything if you put your mind to it. And if you're willing to whine a lot.
Now, I realize that not too long ago I wrote . . . more
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May 23, 2007 11:13 AM EDT --
The Gig is finished. My throat has recovered to the extent that I can croak out whole sentences. I've polished most of the flop sweat off the guitars. I've collected my check. And through the whole . . . more
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March 30, 2006 09:22 PM EST --
I'm not sure how many know this, but I actually have a visual handicap called Ocular Albinism. Essentially, my eyes are underdeveloped: they lack "normal" levels of pigment and . . . more
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July 12, 2006 11:12 AM EDT --
Somebody sent this to me, and I thought you teachers would appreciate them. I haven't had such a good laugh in a long time!
Good writing, eh?
Why English Teachers Retire Early!
Every . . . more
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February 18, 2006 01:02 PM EST --
I lived on campus all four years of college. I had a private dorm room for most of the years. This was to preserve my sanity! It was nice to be able to use the second bed for guest to . . . more
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